you've never had crabs like this.

SHIT.
apparently these crabs are very docile.. but scary as fuck.


and sold in japan as pets!!


and this is some advice some terdwiener on Wikipedia.com gave to unleash a crabs grip..
i mean just in the case that you would want to?..

"It may be interesting to know that in such a dilemma a gentle titillation of the under soft parts of the body with any light material will cause the crab to loose its hold."

'may be interesting'? of course it is. get this huge ass crab off of me.
and the trick is to tickle it's underside. how precious.
and so easy to do when you have a 9lb crab hanging on you.

this bit of info was also on Wikipedia.com: "Children sometimes play with Coconut Crabs by placing some wet grass at an angle on a palm tree that contains a Coconut Crab. When the animal climbs down, it believes the grass is the ground, releases its grip on the tree, and subsequently falls."
how is that playing? pointing and laughing at a tricked crab?

also.. how do you feel when you walk outside and this beast is hanging on your bike tire or chillin on your porch.. you can't shoo this guy away..



p.s. i like to give things i'm scared of names so that they seem more personable and less scary. so i imagine i would end up walking out my door to see one of these only to say "come on frank, you know i'm late for work, go home."

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Check out Onra & Quetzal present Tribute, released in 2006, a hip-hop tribute to soul music.
Check out The Big Payback - Byron & Onra, released in 2007, Byron the Aquarius plays the keyboards and Onra programs beats on his MPC.
And Chinoiseries, his first solo album, released late 2007, only made with chinese and vietnamese samples.

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